Down-Regulation Scan

The witch arrived a few days ago. On one hand this is fantastic news because it means I can go ahead with the next stage of my treatment, the flip side, I've been suffering with the usual stomach cramps and trauma that comes with this time in my cycle. Pair this with a tortuous liquid diet and a throbbing hole in my mouth where my gum used to be and you have a perfect recipe for self-pity and utter misery.

Once I'd manage to pull myself out of my pit of gloom, I booked my down-regulation scan for this morning. This was another internal ultrasound scan (hello Wanda!) which is carried out to ensure that my lining is thin and my ovaries are quiescent after the down-regulation phase (in my case, sniffing). My scan today confirmed both so we're finally ready to start the stimulation stage.

I don't have a phobia of needles, I can quite happily look down at my arm during a blood test, but something about self-administering fills me with complete fear. I had asked Jon during a conversation a few weeks ago if he could do the injections for me. Unsurprisingly, he wasn't particularly keen but unfortunately it is a necessity so one of us has to be brave. As I'm the one getting punctured, it seems only fair that he plays the nurses role. "It'll be nice for you to be involved at this stage" I keep telling him!

As I mentioned in a previous post, my stimulation protocol is 450IU of Menopur, the highest approved dose in the UK. Menopur comes in vials of 75IU so I need six of these mixed with two bottles of solvent, this means two injections with 225IU in each. After the scan a very steely nurse (that's being kind, she had no compassion whatsoever) showed us how to mix the injections and she administered the first two, one in each thigh. It actually stung more than I was expecting so I think we're going to try in my tummy tomorrow night, there's definitely more flab to grab there!

I read the patient information leaflet a few days ago and aside from the usual instructions on what to do if you take too much/miss a dose/get DVT, I came across this section:

1. What Menopur is and what it is used for
What Menopur is
Menopur contains a medicine called menotrophin. This is a mixture of hormones obtained from the urine of women who have passed the menopause.

WTF?!

Today was another one of those days crammed full of appointments. After my first injection lesson, I scooted across SW London for another dental check-up in another hospital with yet another dentist. She admitted the lady who had performed the surgery nine days ago had made a bit of a cock-up (not her exact words) and my gums were a mess. Fantastic.

I also went to my first acupuncture session which I thoroughly enjoyed and found very relaxing. Victoria spent a long time going through my health and fertility history before deciding on which areas to concentrate on. I don't know if it's going to improve my chances of IVF success, it did however, make me feel less stressed and more calm, which has got to be a good thing.

EndoWhat?

Last night I decided to sit down and watch the film 'EndoWhat' with Jon, something I've wanted to do for a while. It's a very powerful, honest, true-life programme, documenting women's struggles to get diagnosed and the crippling conditions some ladies are forced to live with because their doctors convince them their pain isn't real. It's a good tool for women, men, friends, loved ones and also people in the medical profession to really understand the severity of this disease which is almost a complete mystery to mainstream society. The main topics of discussion are diagnosis, beneficial and counterproductive treatments, anti-inflammatory diets, the impact of the rise in chemical usage and infertility.

While I thought it was a really positive, educational film, I've got myself in a bit of a tizzy as I've now convinced myself that having excision surgery before IVF would be my best option, even though I've been told otherwise. I have my first IVF consultation tomorrow so I guess I just have to put my faith in Mr Kalu, but I am a self-confessed control freak and I feel way out of my depth.

If you fancy getting endo educated, here's the link.

In other news, September has seen a positive change for the endometriosis community in the UK. Brand new NICE guidelines have been released for healthcare professionals, commissioners and women with suspected or confirmed endometriosis. This will hopefully result in ladies getting a painless referral through their GPs, leading to diagnosis and more effective management.

Yay for progress!

Sunny Days

We've had a really busy summer so far this year, it's been lovely to immerse ourselves into doing things we enjoy doing, rather than thinking about the worries of the last few months and the inevitable stress that will come later in the year when we start our IVF journey.

It has been unseasonably warm for weeks, with no sign of the Great British Summer that we all know and (not) love. Even when I have bad pain days, when the sun shines, so does my mood - everyone knows I'm a sun-worshipper! I've had a few horror days over the last couple of months, but thankfully these have been far outweighed by the good ones and I believe this is down to good old vitamin D.

I've enjoyed cocktails at the top of The Shard, dinners with friends, a day at the golf, a BBQs at home, a hen weekend in Brighton, our annual caravan weekend in Dorset, my very first DRY Glastonbury Festival (weather, not alcohol), a weekend at Centre Parcs with the girls, a day at Wimbledon (not working for once), a couple of concerts (Mac DeMarco & Guns N' Roses) and we met our friend's brand new beautiful twin girls. That's quite a lot in two months but I wouldn't change anything, it's almost as if we've enjoyed ourselves to the absolute maximum before we start our travels on the unknown road ahead of us.

One of my best friends, Clare (who I've known nearly forever), also told me she was expecting her third child. Although I'm completely over the moon for her and her partner Simon, I can't help but feel a huge pang of sadness for ourselves. A few of my friend's pregnancy announcements have hit me hard over the last few years, especially those who are having their first as it means one less friend in my Non-Mum network, but this one was particularly tough. We often said that maybe we would be pregnant at the same time, she was thinking about her third child and she knew we were trying too. Now another bump buddy boat has sailed. So many of my friends have now completed their families and I feel if we ever did have our miracle baby, I'd have no-one to enjoy my pregnancy with.

Last weekend I enjoyed, for the most part, a tranquil break with the girls at Center Parcs. Most of my oldest friends live in Norfolk where I grew up, but Clare and I live in different parts of the UK, so it's rare that we all get together, especially with no husbands and children! Of course this was the weekend that my dearly beloved Mrs Menses decided to show up and pretty much destroy any hope of a relaxing weekend. Luckily, I managed to squeeze in an afternoon at the spa before she barged her way into my plans. The following day was one of the worst pain days I've had for a long time. I spent the majority of the day curled up in my PJs on the sofa, necking NSAIDs like they'd gone out of fashion. I managed to join the girls in the pool later in the afternoon, albeit with what felt like a watermelon under my swimwear, but at least I managed to leave the chalet for a couple of hours.

I've found myself at times, especially after a bad flare up, thinking about further surgery to completely free myself from the pain that comes with having severe endometriosis. I can't say I've noticed an improvement in my symptoms since my laparoscopy earlier this year, so apart from having the abnormality in my uterus removed, I'm wondering what good it has actually done. Mr Kalu has said this is definitely something I should consider after I've finished with my fertility journey, but because surgery can create adhesions which would potentially affect my fertility further, he has advised against anything drastic until then.

I've been reading a bit online about this and I've discovered because I have Stage 4 endometriosis, I am entitled to be referred for full excision surgery at an accredited BSGE centre. There is a list of centres on the website and I've already started looking at my options for the future.

In the meantime I'm stuck in limbo.

Tough Mudder Legionnaire

Two days ago I completed my second Tough Mudder© event. This was an achievement in itself (or maybe an act of sheer madness) but even more so with the uninvited guest that rudely showed up that morning. I'd woken up feeling nervous and excited but those feelings were soon replaced with horror - my good friend Flo was 8 days late and she had chosen THAT day of all days to make an appearance. F**k.

The inevitable bloating and cramps soon followed so I dosed up on analgesics alongside my protein packed breakfast and hoped for the best.

I managed to control the pain fairly well during the event, there were only three of us so we flew round the 10 mile course in under 2½ hours. There are certain times where being vertically challenged has it's advantages and doing any kind of team assault course is definitely one of them. I watched 15+ stone men trying to squeeze through small tunnels whilst I sailed though, I was never short of volunteers for a leg-up over the 10ft walls either!

Later that evening, I was curled up in agony wondering what on earth I must have done in a previous life to deserve this torture.

Back(side) Story

24 years ago at the age of 13, I started a challenging and complicated relationship with puberty. The enemy? My menarche, Aunt Flo.

I soon became well acquainted with my monthly cycles, and as much as I tried, they were certainly something I couldn't ignore. I was terribly anaemic, my periods became heavier and more painful and I was soon taking a day off school most months, paralysed with sickness, curled and cramped up in bed with a hot water bottle. The shooting pains down my legs were just another factor to add to my suffering. I found the thought of having to go through this torture every four weeks for the next 40 years quite harrowing. Mum discouraged me from taking time away from education, but some days were so unbearable, I just couldn't face the trauma of having to deal with dysmenorrhoea at school. Mum was even convinced I had appendicitis until the pain was apparently cyclical. This abhorrent monthly gift was making me extremely miserable and affecting my quality of life but I just assumed this was a completely normal. I was a girl and I was stuck with it.

I've had many traumatic menstrual experiences over the years but a couple in particular will be rooted in my memory forever. The first was on holiday, our first family trip abroad to France in the summer of 1994. I wasn't feeling well but my parents convinced me to join them and my brother on the beach. I spent an hour in a foetal position in the shade but the cramps and the sweltering heat combined made it unbearable. Dad helped me to the car but I remember passing out with the pain on the beach before we got there. Back at the tent, I spent the rest of the day on a flimsy, foam mattress bed and distracted myself from the discomfort by tuning in to TMS on Radio 4 (we won the third test at The Oval to draw the series against South Africa). The avuncular voice of Aggers undoubtedly helped me through that day! There was a further incident on holiday a couple of years later where again my Dad (my hero) got up and escorted me to the toilet block in the early hours of the morning when I was doubled over with stomach cramps. After the pain had eased, we sat up watching the sunrise over the fields, both convinced we saw a black panther in the distance. I think he was probably humouring me though.

Another occasion, while I was in the first year at sixth form, I was due to sit a French Oral exam and Aunt Flo had decided to make an early appearance. Horrified, I had no choice but to put up with the pain and go through with the exam. I made sure I was prepared just before I went in but half way through (it was only half an hour), I realised The Great Flood Had Cometh. Never again would I wear light coloured jeans.

Shortly after that, Mum took me to the doctors and I was prescribed Microgynon® - a brand of contraceptive combined pill. It meant my periods were more regular, less heavy and most importantly, less painful. It was such a relief to finally find a way of managing my monthly nemesis.

The years went by, I graduated from university, worked a ski season in Les Deux Alpes, France (where I met my husband Jon) and moved to London. During this time, I had several abnormal smear tests and I was referred for a colposcopy and cone biopsy. This referral just happened to come half way through my stint as a seasonaire en France and my doctor advised it was best to have the procedure sooner rather than later. I'd survived most things thrown my way throughout those four months - even the gastroenteritis pandemic which swept through the whole resort and beyond - but I found myself in a hospital in Grenoble with a gynecologist who didn't speak a word of English. It was a pretty petrifying experience. Fortunately for me, my hotel manager who speaks fluent French, accompanied me to the hospital. Unfortunately for her, she had to listen to the whole thing from the other side of the curtain, squeals and all (thank you Caroline).

After the ski season, we moved to London and it was around this time I started to notice I was suffering more and more with bloating, pelvic and rectal cramps, constipation and other gruesomeness (I won't elaborate at this point). These symptoms were a great deal worse just before and during my period. To cut a long story short (the long version will be in the next post), I tried various different diets and finally got diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome - the collective condition doctors seem to bestow when they don't really know how else to diagnose it. I wasn't convinced but I lived with it.

At the age of 33, in September 2013, I chose to come off the pill after 17 years of continuous use. Jon and I decided that we would now just wait and see what nature would throw at us. Neither of us were desperate to have children right at that moment (we'd already been married for six years), but we had stopped using contraception for a reason - to get pregnant. I'd always suffered with jealousy when friends announced their joyous news, even when I was in my twenties and it was the last thing on my mind. I had these confusing, deep-rooted feelings that I was being left behind, I guess very similar to FOMO. Seeing our friends and the wonderful relationships they had with their children certainly made me think about being a mother a lot; I didn't want to get to 45 and regret the decision if we had decided not to become parents. I guess I just took it for granted that it would happen one day, as most people do.

Three and a half years later, it turns out Mother Nature isn't that great at throwing, not in our direction anyway.

October 2016, Queen Mary's Hospital, Roehampton. I get my referral for a laparoscopy with suspected endometriosis. Endo what?!